It would seem that the same Lord who commands famed televangelists such as Jesse Duplantis, Creflow Dollar, and Kenneth Copeland to request funds from their congregations to purchase luxury jets also appeared in a dream to each of the members of Central Illinois Mashup Act, Fun DMC.

Following in the footsteps of other area acts who have recently acquired large scale transportation, the King of Kings provided details to the band in regards to carrying His “Ministry of Mashups” to the furthest reaches of the tri-county area.

The Bright and Morning Star also provided a link to an eBay online auction with a 1982 International Harvester faded yellow school bus in Paintsville, KY, also known as “Bus 29.” According to the listing, the former flagship vehicle of Deacon County School District was mercifully retired in 2004 when it’s twice rebuilt transmission finally deemed “shot to hell.” However, Fun DMC audio engineer, Chad Kamerad reportedly has a cousin who is “pretty sure he can rebuild that tranny for $200 and a case of beer.”

The school bus currently resides in the back yard of Paintsville resident, Melba Frost and has become home to a nest of angry hornets and rabid squirrels.